February 2012
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That awkward moment when you know a word in...
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shortstoryaboutlove:
Olivia: LET ME LOVE YOU
Peter: No
Olivia: LET ME LOVE YOU
Peter: Yes
Olivia: LET ME LOVE YOU
Peter: No
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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thisdroughtbleedson:
thisdroughtbleedson:
thisdroughtbleedson:
thisdroughtbleedson:
come closer
i need
I NEED
wh…what do you need?
…….
a tailor
……
BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!
dude
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FRINGE FRIDAY!!
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